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Woman Looks at Muslim the Wrong Way

Horrified community leaders revisited the scene today where a lower-class White woman had tried to murder a Muslim woman with a penetrating glare.
The insanely racist incident took place outside an Islamic palace of worship last …

Gurjit Johal: Anti-Nationalist AKA Petrosal

I receive a message from Petro out of the blue on the British Democracy Forum, a threat posing as friendly advice. Clearly a damage limitation exercise following the realisation that he had been busted and …

Ode to Nicholas John Griffin

Astonishing scenes today at the High Court, as BNP fisherman and birdwatcher Simon Darby paid tribute to the BNP’s constitutional Monarch Nicholas John Griffin.
A tearful Mr Darby made the heart-felt speech following Clive Jefferson’s – …

Griffinite Wasteland

Picture the scene.
BNPTV pans across a vaste expanse of wasteland. Only Griffin’s fuehrerbunker protrudes from the devastated nationalist political landscape. The camera settles upon a dishevelled Griffin, the intense pressure on this man revealed by …

Working Class EDL Hoodlums Expelled

Working Class Hoodlums Expelled from Upmarket Business District
A sportswear-clad gaggle of unsightly unskilled workers – that make up the ranks of the odious English Defence League (EDL) – were today expelled from the town square …

Working Class English Offend The Media Classes

Lowlife English thugs sparked outrage today when they turned out in force to protest against Muslamic extremism in Blackburn.
Middle class counter protesters valiantly laid siege to the working class barbarian hordes of the EDL, but …

Dowson

This year, witness the political epic to end all tales of intrigue. One plucky Scot, down on his luck, meets one of the most hated men in Britain and takes him on a journey from …

BNP Protest Against Muslim Paedophile Gangs

Legendary prolific paedophile, Arthur Countach, described the BNP’s protests against predatory paedophilia as “the best thing since chemical castration.”
The former nonce, speaking from his government-funded paraplegic chariot, dismissed claims that the protests were useless in …

Derek Adams – Oldham By-Election Speech

*Struts onto the stage*
Now, everybody that helped out with my campaign, despite not being remotely local to Oldham, can now define themselves as ‘true nationalists’ forever more*.
I believe that I should be given due respect …

BNP Hovercraft Appeal

Dear True Nationalists
You may know that I, your loving leader, have decamped to France. Not to sample excruciatingly priced fine wines and purchase a Tiger skin cummerbund, NO, I have come here to gain the assistance of …

BNP Project: Lazarus-Leader

My Patriots,
Our new elections supremo has devised a plan which will one day guarantee the victory of the British National Party. No matter how long it takes.
One day, all the treasonous Marxist enemies of the BNP …

Wenlock and Mandeville – London Olympics Mascots

Well, the authorities in charge of creating a mascot for the London 2012 Olympics have surpassed the gaff they made last year when they unveiled their symbol for the games – a symbol that appeared …

Draw Mohammed Day – My Mohammed

As you’re probably aware, I am a Nationalist. Taking this into account, it’s not difficult to see why I would join in. The rise of Islam in Europe is very worrying for all nationalist groups. …

UAF Chronicles 2: Nazi Court

Gerry had to admit, his 5 decade war against democracy was finally bearing fruit, but Moses hadn’t provided him with the best of people for the fight, just last week he had been furious to …